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TMNT2: Out Of The Shadows
Director: Dave Green (2016)
Get your nunchuks at the ready as the four pizza loving and crime fighting turtles leap into the limelight with a surprisingly improved sequel to 2014’s rubbish reboot.
It’s a violent comic book adventure full of knowingly stupid fun, manic energy and big budget special effects spectacle.
Arch-enemy master criminal Shredder escapes prison and plans to rule the world by building an inter dimensional teleportation device and importing a giant, flying, self assembling mega weapon.
It’s up to the turtles to stop the invasion, embrace their true selves and win public acceptance. Awww.
There’s explosions, car crashes, martial arts moves, a punk haired rhino henchman and the best squid-brained robotic super villain ever seen in the cinema.
The abs, thighs, boobs and immobile forehead of Megan Fox returns as human sidekick April O’Neil, who only remembers she’s a news reporter at the end of the film.
★★☆☆☆
The Nice Guys
Director: Shane Black (2016)
Since his first writing success with Mel Gibson’s Lethal Weapon (1987), writer/director Shane Black has spent his career creating crowd pleasing action comedies.
After recent blockbuster superhero success with Iron Man 3 (2013) he’s back with another smartly written, explosive and character driven adventure, riffing on Los Angeles detective noir such as Chinatown (1974) LA Confidential (1997) and The Big Lebowski (1998), among many others.
If you’re as in the dark to what’s going on as the dimwitted detective duo, don’t worry. An opaque plot is a vital element of the genre. Other hallmarks present and correct are the voice over, a dead glamour model, a bag of cash, sinister doctors and a corporate conspiracy.
In typical style Black ramps up the action but finds his normally sharp comic dialogue is subdued by the pot headed sun kissed California vibe. Nor can he resist including an unnecessary trademark Christmas scene.
However Black’s writing has reached sufficient maturity to splice together porn movies and car adverts in a scathing commentary of both industries.
Plus a degree of satirical self knowledge is needed to write a script set in Hollywood where a character dodges bullets to save a canister of celluloid of utmost importance to solving a murder.
Heavy weight Russell Crowe teams up with a comically dim Ryan Gosling as the ironically titled leads.
As mismatched down market private detectives Healy and March, they’re employed to solve the case of a missing teenager in 1970’s Los Angeles.
Though a pair of cynical, violent alcoholics in true noir style, this is disguised by their easy screen charisma and laid back chemistry.
Kim Basinger and Margaret Qualley are strong support as a mother and daughter at the centre of the story.
Our point of view of proceedings is guided by March’s 13 year old daughter Holly. Angourie Rice is terrific as the bright, brave, street wise moral conscience of the film.
Her sweet nature proves these nice guys aren’t all bad and Black is continuing to improve.
★★★★☆
Warcraft: The Beginning
Director: Duncan Jones (2016)
Feeling defeated after two hours of crushing cartoon violence, I beat a hasty retreat from this fantasy adventure.
Two worlds go to war in this combination of live action and state of the art animation.
Using motion capture technology, every sabre toothed hairy backed orc is lovingly rendered by photorealistic motion capture. They combat actors sporting lovingly detailed suits of armour.
It’s based on a hugely popular online video game and is set in a extraordinarily designed Tolkienesque world of humans, orcs, dwarves, elves and wizards.
But it’s a sadly underpowered drama of unfathomable mythology and unexplained geography.
Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal (1982) seems to be a distant visual relative though Warcraft lacks its charm and clear narrative.
Although there’s no A list cast names, Warcraft possesses a recognised brand, a healthy budget and an up and coming director with a passion for the project.
But after this humdrum opener, it’s tricky to see how it will power the intended franchise to continued success.
There’s little sense of the early promise of Jones directorial career which kicked off with the smart and intimate sci fi thriller Moon (2009). It is an intelligent and intimate chamber piece. His follow up Source Code (2011) was less strong and now Warcraft completes a downward trajectory from which I hope he will recover.
A self confessed super fan of the game, Jones creates a world of extraordinary visual depth. With the excited air of a wayward puppy he rushes about to include as much of it as possible.
This is to the detriment of the dramatic tone which mostly occurs within a narrow bandwith, hovering at the level of Saturday morning kids TV.
A major contributing factor in the magnificence of Peter Jackson’s The Lord Of The Rings (2001-03) trilogy was having the good fortune to be based on the writings of an Oxford scholar and the canny casting of experienced Shakespearean actors to give his dialogue gravitas. An under reliance on computer imagery helped enormously to ground the fantastical elements.
There’s a noticeable lack of such rich cultural heritage here. This is a shame as buried deep down is a cracking old fashioned story of family, betrayal and star crossed lovers.
Daniel Wu glowers as Gul’dan, a powerful orc shaman whose world is dying. Human sacrifice powers his evil green magic which he uses to open a portal into the peaceful human kingdom of Azeroth.
He sends through his fearsome orc warriors to conquer it, crushing their enemies with a signature move of using huge hammers to slam them bloodlessly into the ground.
The orcs are awesome looking eight foot tall humanoids. Pneumatically muscled and sabre toothed, they dress in in the skulls and furs of defeated foes.
Defending their land against the horde are a collection of wizards and warriors. They’re led by a puzzled looking Dominic Cooper who plays King Llane.
I shared his confusion as the story whizzes from castle to battle to floating fortress in the sky.
Travis Fimmel’s knight and Paula Patton’s green skinned half orc captive are given the best of the scarce humour. The way these two characters are brought together and assume greater prominence is one of the film’s few strengths.
As orcs who question Gul’dan’s vicious regime, Toby Kebbell and Anna Galvin give the most effecting performances and share a personal chemistry notably lacking almost everywhere else.
On the eve of the final battle, the King gives us two words from Shakespeare’s Henry V Agincourt speech before rushing off for yet another fight. This suggests a lack of confidence in the attention span of the audience.
As everyone struggles with the functional dialogue, CGI armies slash, stab and slay. A lot of casualties are reduced to husks when their life force is sucked out of them.
It’s a risk unwary viewers will share.
★★☆☆☆
Zootropolis
Director: Byron Howard, Rich Moore & Jared Bush (2016)
Spring an Easter surprise on your kids with this arresting animated tale of a crime busting bunny.
It’s a joyously bright eyed and bushy tailed adventure with a Disney heroine quite like no other.
Gone are the doll figured fairytale Princesss of old and replaced with a smart, sharp and agile doe who’s easily the equal to any buck. Or any other creature.
A small town rabbit with big time dreams, Judy Hopps goes against her cautious parents advice and enrols at Police academy before heading off to the soaring skyscrapers of Zootropolis.
It’s where animals of every stripe and hue live in mostly civilised harmony with none of that anti social eating of each other.
When Hopps’ reluctant chief gives her forty eight hours to crack the case of a missing Otter, it leads to the discovery of a plot to unleash the animal nature of every predator in the city.
She teams up with Nick Wilde, a streetwise Fox who opens her eyes to the challenges of living and working in the big city.
Far from being the dumb cute bunny she’s patronised as, Hopps is brave, hard working, and determined to be the best.
Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman are inspired casting and bring sparky humour, chemistry and the slightest hint of romance.
Idris Elba plays Chief Bogo, the buffalo chief of Police and offers a brilliantly concise and funny critique of Disney’s irritating mega smash Frozen.
J.K. Simmons plays the Lionheart the Mayor and singer Shakira is Gazelle, a famous beauty and singer of forgettable songs.
Being filled with charming invention make the laboured riffs on The Godfather and TV’s Breaking Bad all the more disappointing.
The script twists time and scale to comic effect and there’s a blue flower nod to the work of Philip K. Dick, which may well be a first for a mouse house movie.
Of course underpinning all the fun is a typical Disney message of universal tolerance and understanding, but don’t let that stop you having a thumper of a good time.
★★★★☆
The Divergent Series: Allegiant
Diretor: Robert Schwentke (2016)
The third episode in this plodding sci-fi franchise grimly marches on to my general indifference.
Once again it looks fabulous, is filled with action and fizzes with great ideas. Thankfully there’s less abseiling, climbing and running than in previous instalments.
But it’s riddled with clumsy editing, needlessly fidgety camerawork, thin characters and leaden attempts at humour.
Touching on many modern concerns, the script has identity theft, genetic engineering, child exploitation, ethnic cleansing, ecological ruin, and personalised drone warfare.
All this good work collapses on itself due to a lack on underpinning logic, alarming plot holes and pedestrian performances.
Following on from the last film, called Insurgent (2015) for those of you still with us, the overthrow of Chicago’s brutal regime has resulted in mob rule, show trials and executions.
So freedom fighter Tris and her friends escape into the radioactive wasteland beyond the city wall.
Shailene Woodley has been brightest spark of the franchise but she seems unenthused by the never ending slog of supporting the seemingly never ending series.
They discover an advanced military city of gleaming spires, where they slowly learn the truth of Chicago’s horrific history.
Theo James plays Four, her curiously named romantic interest. Armed with a muscular pout and great hair but no huge ability, he fails to limp convincingly.
Even the naturally combative and arrogant Miles Teller struggles to energise events as selfish sidekick Peter.
At least newcomer to the franchise, the veteran Jeff Daniels is reliably engaging.
He plays David, the softly spoken director of the sinister sounding Bureau of Genetic Welfare.
Violent blasts of music attempt to drown out the dull chorus of gunfire, explosions and painfully functional dialogue.
‘That doesn’t make any sense’ says Tris. It’s the only insightful line in the movie.
★★☆☆☆
The Finest Hours
Director: Craig Gillespie (2016)
Batten down the hatches and prepare for heroism on the high seas in this historical drama.
It’s a sturdy old fashioned tale of duty, courage and comradeship in extreme circumstances.
But it offers only a squall of excitement, not a storm of danger.
During the ferocious winter storm of 1952, a Massachusetts coast guard crew combats ferocious conditions to rescue the crew of a stricken oil tanker.
But when a second tanker is ripped in two, it is left to a lowly Boatswains mate to launch a second mission with an inexperienced crew and unsuitable craft.
The action is a well staged mix of real action and special effects but the soggy performances threaten to capsize the story.
Bernie Webber is a shy, cautious soul. As the quiet hero Chris Pine carries none of the arrogant swagger of his Captain Kirk from the recent Star Trek reboot.
Instead he acts his little serious socks off, trying to out furrow the knotted brow of a typically downbeat Casey Affleck.
He plays Ray, the engineer and acting skipper of what remains of the tanker.
His authority is challenged by Seaman Brown, an enjoyably dissident Michael Raymond-James. Being a Disney movie, these are the most profanity free sailors ever to set sail.
The story flounders as when Bernie begins to abandon his cherished regulations to follow his instinct. It’s almost as if he’s using the Force from Star wars.
As Bernie’s pretty telephonist fiancee Miriam, Brit actress Holliday Grainger has little to do by drive about the dock and look worried. It’s a thankless role but the script at least attempts to give her a mind of her own.
A thunderous score seeks to drown out the scolding winds and though there’s some fine moments, you won’t be blown away at any minute or hour.
★★★☆☆
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