Cert PG 93mins Stars 1
An early contender for the worst family film of 2018, only the naughtiest kids should be exposed to this monstrously poor animated horror show.
A lovelorn Count Dracula orders a witch to magically transform a married mother of two into a vampire so he can woo her.
Unfortunately her stupid bickering family are also changed into various legendary creatures such as Frankenstein’s monster, and they’re no best pleased.
Pratfalls and fart jokes pad out the script of this repetitive, joyless and charmless mind-numbing drivel.
It’s brought to zombified life by feasting on the creative blood of far superior films such as Pixar’s Incredibles and Adam Sandler’s Hotel Transylvania films, which have sequels out this summer.
Horrifyingly, this is even worse than Tom Cruise’s recent version of the Mummy.
Emily Watson, Nick Frost, Celia Imrie, Jason Isaacs and Catherine Tate are the British voice talent putting a stake through the heart of their credibility for an easy payday.