Director: John Miller (2016)
With grand designs on Hollywood, TV presenter and star of DIY SOS Nick Knowles has knocked out this very British comedy.
His workmanlike script is an off the shelf construction of stately homes, incompetent cops, cups of tea and bare arses.
As mild mannered retiree Arthur, Bernard Hill leads a solid cast that includes Una Stubbs, Alun Armstrong, Simon Callow and Virginia McKenna.
They give this gentle crime caper a dash of colour and a veneer of respectability.
Accidentally discovering an aptitude for bank robbery, Arthur plans to save the local bowling club from closure and sets about raising the funds in a Robin Hood stylee.
The story highlights the contemporary issue of OAP’s being fleeced of their pensions by robber banks, and makes a point of the invisibility of the elderly in society.
It bestows vitality on its characters and respect to its audience by wisely saving its mockery for the media attention seeking copper in charge of the robbery investigation.
Brad Moore as Detective Stringer channels his inner David Brent in a perma-tanned performance.
Although it offers mild entertainment and is difficult to object to, it all feels like the movie version of a never seen 1970s TV sitcom.
Breaking the golden rule of cinema finance, Knowles has used his own cash to fund the project.
There’s definitely a screw loose somewhere.