Director: M. Night Shyamalan (2015)
You’d best pretend to be out when this confused comedy horror calls round for tea.
It’s an inconsistent, dull and exploitative example of the over-used found footage format.
When a single mother Kathryn Hahn heads off on a weeks holiday cruise with her boyfriend, she packs her kids off to their grandparents whom they’ve never met.
Played with by Olivia De Jonge and Ed Oxenbould the young pair are as un-endearing a pair of teenagers as you could possibly hope to avoid.
Rebecca is a fifteen year old budding documentary maker. Her high minded if half hearted attempts to deconstruct cinematic technique has no bearing on proceedings.
The germaphobic Tyler raps on demand.
Pop-pop and Nanna live in a creaking farmhouse miles from everywhere. The kids are banned from the cellar.
Despite the vomiting, nudity and scratching at the walls, They’re never too scared to pick up their cameras.
Most frightening is the Frankensteins’ monster of a script, stitched together to form an incoherent whole, lurching in tone from scene to scene.
The Visit is broadly sympathetic to dementia sufferers but happy to mock the criminally insane; a contradictory position which it never attempts to reconcile or even seems to be aware of.
It seems as if Shyamalan wrote a script based on the idea the effects of mental illness may appear to others as disturbing and horrific.
Then the producers Blumhouse wandered in and said we’ll give you the cash to make the movie but only if you give us a cheap, tawdry and predictable third act.